Just yesterday in Canada, a 36-year old chap with a 50-year probation decided that it would be swift of him to steal a motorcycle and ride it around. Police spotted the bike with stolen plates, and later picked him up at a fast food joint. Pierre Gino Guidotti's driving ban puts him back in the driver's seat in 2057, which makes the motorized miscreant in his mid-80's before he can hop back on two, or four wheels.
Details were not given on how Guidotti got the lengthy ban, but his previous record includes weapons and controlled substance possession, and overall terrible driving, so we're starting to put the pieces of the puzzle together.
