Drew Peterson and his lawyer, both are nominated for a spot in the Wanker files this week. Yesterday, the ex-cop who "allegedly" killed a couple of his wives, is selling his Harley-Davidson Softail on eBay. As he sits in jail on 20 million dollars bond awaiting his fate, his lawyer, Joel Brodsky, defended his actions."He's not using it this summer," Brodsky said. "It's a nice bike, it's rare and he figured rather than let it depreciate, he'd sell it off." After checking in on the auction, there's a 50,000 bid on the Harley.
Well, it just so happens that the lawyer fees for defending this P.O.S are...let's say it all together now class, 50,000! Wow, that's a shocker. I don't know anyone in their right mind that would want to pay 50k for a 25k bike with chrome on it. And get this, there's the possibility of having Peterson autograph the bike. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Rodder's theory of business ethics concludes that "someone" boosted the bid for 50k, just so a less smart chap would be inspired to actually bid on the bike. I mean come on, unless there's magic ferry dust in the paint or a Golden Ticket to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, I just can't understand what makes a Harley-Davidson, owned by this goof, worth any more than the gas in the tank. I'm not saying, I'm just saying.
