12 Signs that you're a Terrible Rider

1. When other riders ask you what kind of bike you have, you tell them red.

2. When you spend more time accessorizing for your ride than actually riding. Nobody cares if you have Harley socks, just ride the bike.

3. When the highlight of your day is not waving at sport bike riders. What's the deal with not waving?

4. When you stand up on your bike for no reason. Listen people, being on a bike is cool enough. Newsflash! Standing is not a stunt.

5. When you rev your bike at a stop sign. Please people, stop the madness! You look...well, like a moron. Your bike isn't going anywhere; Just wait until it's green, then accelerate.

6. If a 55 year-old man in a 95 Buick Lesabre can out corner you.

7. When you wear more leather while riding than a cow ever wore when it was alive. Chaps...not a good look for a grown man.

8. When you drag your feet from a stoplight, and continue to drag them, and drag them...

9. When people ask about your chicken strips...Well, there's the whole problem.

10. When you're riding in a group, try to pull a stunt at the stoplight, and then crash into everyone.

11. When your helmet spends more time on the helmet hook then on your head.

12. If your swingarm is longer than the bike you're currently riding...Here's your sign.